puckermanistheman asked: Why are softballs so hard?

Most guys get hard if you play with their balls… Maybe it’s like that. I’m sure they’re soft when no one’s feeling them.

ghost-of-grace-kelly replied to your post: ghost-of-grace-kelly liked your photo

Talk to Santana, Britt. And your mom and dad.

Ohh.

ghost-of-grace-kelly liked your photo

You liked it! You liked it! Does this mean Duckie can stay with me for ever and ever?

Look! I made duckie a daisy crown!

litabug asked: Brittany, you're amazing.

Aww, thanks! So are you. It was like a giant cheering charm got cast over everyone when you transferred here from Hogwarts!

I want questions too! Or three! Or four!

Britt… did you mean Men in Black?

Nope! Men in Gitis is the sequel… What colour even is gitis?

I wanna go see Men in Gitis.

Will I get super coffee-ness? Or just go all icky?